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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?"
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
~Welcome to American Trap Talk~
"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money.""
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
"How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand."
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night"
"Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?"
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things"
"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
"One should love animals. They are so tasty."
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."
"Don't steal. The government hates competition."
~Welcome To American Trap Talk~
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"
"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead."
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones worth suffering for.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Courage is being scared to death ... and saddling up anyway.
Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow children to come back home.
~Welcome To American Trap Talk~
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.
Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer.
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up
Love your neighbor - but don't pull down your hedge
Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far
That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"God must love stupid people. He made SO many."
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control."
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children."
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
~Welcome To American Trap Talk~
"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"Laugh at your problems, everybody else does."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."
"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it."
"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

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bobo: Ya beat me "D".. Poker night at a buddies house.. Got in bed just 4 hours ago. Dragg'en the back side around this morning. District #9 Fur Sale in Tunkhannock This morning. Feb 6, 2016 6:03:19 GMT -5 *
bobo: Good Morning"D"-Jerry-Mud-Penntrapper-frerotte-lee78-OHIO-BillM-CDR-longbarrel-mark-badlandsbilly-carolinafoxer-snakeskins,timdandy..Good Morning to all at A.T.T.. You all have a Great DAY! Feb 6, 2016 6:04:51 GMT -5 *
frerotte: Good morning everyone. Feb 6, 2016 8:55:36 GMT -5
bobo: Sold some fur today.. 11 Rats = $3.50/each.. 1 mink=$8.00.. 3 coon xxxl & xxl=$4.00/each.. 1 beaver 58" =$10.00.. 1 Gray Fox= $20.00. Feb 6, 2016 15:23:36 GMT -5
frerotte: Those prices don't sound bad after watching the auctions at NAFA and FHA Feb 6, 2016 19:46:35 GMT -5
Law Dog: 1 coon today another yellow back sucker! Feb 6, 2016 20:38:56 GMT -5
dtraper: Crap -- guess I best get ready to get sick and see what my fur from last year did-lol Feb 6, 2016 21:33:57 GMT -5
bobo: Good Morning"D"-Jerry-Mud-Penntrapper-frerotte-lee78-OHIO-BillM-CDR-longbarrel-mark-badlandsbilly-carolinafoxer-snakeskins,timdandy..Good Morning to all at A.T.T.. You all have a Great DAY! Feb 7, 2016 4:53:10 GMT -5 *
dtraper: Good morning Bob-Jerry-Frerotte-Glen and trappers,fixin to fire up the smoke house -jerky-pork butts and chicken should be done in bout 16-18hrs. -bout chit, got a little better avg. then you got on the beav. Bob little over $11.50 I think -D- Feb 7, 2016 7:30:06 GMT -5
bobo: Yah,"D", That sounds like the going prices.. Feb 7, 2016 7:44:05 GMT -5
Law Dog: Cats here took a hit showed 3 to a couple of buyers (Ouch) $115, $80 and $50 all nice cats! They will go to get tanned! Feb 7, 2016 9:52:46 GMT -5 *
frerotte: Good morning everyone. Nice sunny day here today 40F. Open water on the edges and the creeks are flowing. Feb 7, 2016 10:55:12 GMT -5
dtraper: All my coon straechers are bout full ran out of dang push pins , still haven't found the bottom on that side of the freezer-D- Feb 7, 2016 16:53:38 GMT -5
bobo: Good Morning"D"-Jerry-Mud-Penntrapper-frerotte-lee78-OHIO-BillM-CDR-longbarrel-mark-badlandsbilly-carolinafoxer-snakeskins,timdandy..Good Morning to all at A.T.T.. You all have a Great DAY! Feb 8, 2016 4:32:42 GMT -5
dtraper: Good morning Bob-Jerry-Frerotte-Glen and trappers, been busy all morning ,fixin to be one long azz day -waitin on the gravel truck ... and cleanin up after yesterday smoking meat project[15hrs.]-D- Feb 8, 2016 9:28:57 GMT -5
frerotte: Good morning everyone. Nice day again. Going out bunny hunting in a couple minutes. Have a good one. Feb 8, 2016 9:29:15 GMT -5
dtraper: Wish we had bunnies , between the cats-yotes and them damn egg bustin turkeys the only ones you see are swamp rabbits -FEW and far between, sure miss the old days and rabbit pie-D- Feb 8, 2016 9:36:42 GMT -5
Law Dog: We have lots of bunnies and squirrels here and they pretty much go unhunted! If you say you want to go squirrel hunting they squint at you like your a little off! LOL Feb 8, 2016 10:50:10 GMT -5
frerotte: 6 rabbits between my nephew and I. We saw lots of squirrels but the season on them is closed Feb 8, 2016 13:06:28 GMT -5 *
dtraper: Got a squirrel season and a bunch of them just no bunnies-D- Feb 8, 2016 19:12:15 GMT -5