~Welcome To American Trap Talk~
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?"
"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
"I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
~Welcome to American Trap Talk~
"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money.""
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
"How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand."
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night"
"Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?"
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things"
"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
"One should love animals. They are so tasty."
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"
"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."
"Don't steal. The government hates competition."
~Welcome To American Trap Talk~
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"
"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
"Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."
"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead."
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones worth suffering for.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Courage is being scared to death ... and saddling up anyway.
Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow children to come back home.
~Welcome To American Trap Talk~
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.
Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer.
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up
Love your neighbor - but don't pull down your hedge
Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far
That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder"
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
"God must love stupid people. He made SO many."
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control."
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children."
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
~Welcome To American Trap Talk~
"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"Laugh at your problems, everybody else does."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."
"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it."
"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."
"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

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jarentz: Morning all! Jun 8, 2019 6:55:01 GMT -5
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dtraper: Good evening Bob-Jerry-Frerotte-MUD-Mark-Glen and trappers- OMG it stopped raining might be awhile before I can walk out in the garden -- headed south fer crawfish and shrimp -D- Jun 9, 2019 19:56:25 GMT -5
Law Dog: Gotta haul a few this week but have things I need to pick up so it works for me! Jun 9, 2019 23:12:13 GMT -5
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frerotte: Good morning all. Off to work and it raining again Jun 10, 2019 9:04:04 GMT -5
Law Dog: Another haul today for court 3 hr drive to pick up court time then return if not released so could be a long or short day depending. Spraying weeds tomorrow at the farm should be fun in that river country. Jun 11, 2019 8:27:19 GMT -5
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dtraper: Picked up enough shrimp /crawfish to keep me happy fer awhile-- dried out enough to get in the garden squash and cucumber now- waitin on sweet corn- watermelons-okra-beans-tomatoes ..- D- Jun 12, 2019 21:59:41 GMT -5 *
Law Dog: Asparagus is really sweet this year fry some up with crispy bacon you can't beat it! Jun 12, 2019 23:22:46 GMT -5
dtraper: wish my asparagus came up this year - 5 out of 24 plants and they didn't produce - lots of squash and cucumbers tho- D- Jun 14, 2019 20:53:29 GMT -5
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Law Dog: 2nd day spraying the river break pastures and not a tick or a rattle snake to be found, did see a new fawn and a few frogs. Jun 15, 2019 22:39:59 GMT -5
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