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Post by Law Dog on Jul 22, 2011 8:13:29 GMT -5
Hap said what every you do, DO NOT touch that wire or it could be the end of Pooh,
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Post by ewoktrapper on Jul 22, 2011 8:59:59 GMT -5
But Pooh being a typical young Critter didn't listen.Pooh touched the wire and zap!!!Pooh now laying seeing stars.At this point Pooh thought He was back at the begining of Candyland with the Butterflies and the Happy Rainbows.....
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Post by Law Dog on Jul 22, 2011 9:21:05 GMT -5
dancing around his big old mellon, when Hap came a yelling there just was no telling how bad was old Pooh, and what a big howdy do,,,,
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Post by lyonch on Jul 22, 2011 11:06:16 GMT -5
pooh hears from the background from an oh so familiar voice! Well by golly it is my old friend bigtwinhd with his moped, says pooh as he still lays there on the ground dazed and confused. Minnesotascott the smart fella he is, brings a dab of the magical lure that he was holding out on all of us with! Take a sip of this my forest friend and you will be better in no time! So as pooh drinks the magical lure, all the animals from the forrest floors to the tree tops above come to investigate pooh, since he is now smelling like the magical lure. Happ being the "video teacher" he is rushed to poohs side with his camera, when........
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Post by Law Dog on Jul 22, 2011 11:55:28 GMT -5
When Pooh up-chucked the lure and say my Pee_You, that taste like fox butts as I already knew, Minnscotto said it taste good me but I drink Minn brews, they taste all the same so after so many I sure have no clue, clueless MinnScotto is and clueless he knew then for sure he had another few brews,,,,
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Post by lyonch on Jul 22, 2011 12:02:06 GMT -5
from the NR trapper hating state MN! In the meantime, happ the video teacher was hiding in the background trying to catch the name to this magical lure. Minnscotto the sly fox he is peeled the label off so that no one would ever know! Pooh getting the ever more frustrated, said i am done with this adventure! M5 hearing this thought to himself Hmmmmmm i wonder if i could make a stretcher for a pooh? Would that be Nafa regs or FHA regs? Hmmm pondered m5 as he..............
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Post by ewoktrapper on Jul 22, 2011 12:24:07 GMT -5
as he wondered if he needed a C.I.T.E.S. Tag after he caught that Pooh.Also how would you catch a pooh.Foot snare baited with Candy???At this point and time M5 wondered if Minnscotto was going to.......................
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Post by Law Dog on Jul 22, 2011 12:44:13 GMT -5
try on the dress so he and cdr could be on the news, hand and hand at the alter with elvis marring them in his good old swade shoes, the lunch lady crying when she got the news, Mini the brides maid with something so new, a 1 1/2 Dukes just for them two, so ,,,,,
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Post by dieselweasel on Jul 23, 2011 10:29:13 GMT -5
Pooh is day dreaming when he sees a dizzil wizzil draging himself up the road towards all of them. Pooh notes to himself that dizzil looked like he was thrown in a washing machine. Then he sees dizzil is caring his trusty knife in his razor sharp teeth. When he finaly maked it to them dizzil says...
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Post by Law Dog on Jul 23, 2011 11:10:59 GMT -5
MoMo said you needed help so here I am were is the boogie man at? Pooh says no worries D snezzel the great Minnscooto slapped him into next season, so to Law Dogs we now go,,,
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Post by lyonch on Jul 26, 2011 10:26:35 GMT -5
You can tag along, but it won't take us long! We are closer now than ever, but it feel like this trip has taken forever. Oh dizzel put that knife away and those razor sharp teeth because it is about to drizzle. Well looky there my snezzel there is cdr and M5 fighting over that pink dress and i can't bilieve CDR's "girlfriend" is allowing all that to go down. Now we need to hurry because the law dog should be here to fine them for this domestic that is happening before our virgin eyes! But pooh, says dizzel, what..................
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Post by dieselweasel on Jul 26, 2011 15:15:58 GMT -5
about my wiliey coyotie traps that i a got set? We got to keep Mr. Roadrunner safe don't we? And they all look at the dizzel wizzil and say...
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Post by lyonch on Jul 27, 2011 11:15:09 GMT -5
I can't bilieve you like the road runner!! Heck we as a group try to catch him too. he is a sly one, but minnscotto has the perfect magic lure to catch him! Pooh being so tired said that he needed a 10 vacation to take a break from all the hussle and bussle of his advernture. So off to vacation pooh goes while the rest of us sit here waiting patiently for him to return so law dog can send a big yellow bus his way in the future.
Chapter 3
As Mini the pooh returns from vacation......................
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Post by dieselweasel on Jul 27, 2011 13:16:19 GMT -5
They look around and dizzil is gone. Pooh's idol had a smile on his face from ear to ear because he finaily got rid of that dizzil. Pooh says hey hows it a going. Then looks around and says were is dizzil? And Pooh's Idol says...
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Post by Law Dog on Aug 4, 2011 14:08:25 GMT -5
Lets cross the street to Law Dogs house and as they cross the street Idol stops to tie his shoe and suddenly an australian "road train" semi runs over the Pooh with all 6 trailers and he is made into a sail Pooh in seconds. Then all the critters in the forest return to their homes and families and live happy ever after! ;D (Except Pooh hes toast!!!!!)
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Post by minifoxer on Aug 5, 2011 15:25:41 GMT -5
Gee Jerry, i always liked a happy ending, but this...? I just dont know about LOL
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