As I just turned 62 and was overweight and decided I needed to lose some weight. So I went to a cajun doctor to put me on a diet. The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds".
Well I did and returned, I shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?
I nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day."