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Post by Fisherman on Sept 12, 2011 10:16:23 GMT -5
Female Hormones In Beer Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!*
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
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Post by toppredator on Sept 12, 2011 12:20:10 GMT -5
LOL thats great man
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Post by ewoktrapper on Sept 12, 2011 14:46:47 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!! Thats good......
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Post by redrooster on Sept 12, 2011 15:30:44 GMT -5
Pick your lipstick color and grab another LOL
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Post by Larry Gene Pate on Sept 12, 2011 15:31:52 GMT -5
Well my lands,I have gained a little weight and I have been a little irritable,not sure if its a "cycle" thing,lol but I am awful moody,lol omg there I go again,,lol only wine for me now on,but then I will be a wineo,,omg I can't win for loosing,,lol,lol Larry
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Post by minifoxer on Sept 13, 2011 12:49:43 GMT -5
LMAO, thanks for the laugh!
Sounds like Lawdog! Especially #8, #5 and #4! I guess its just HIM!!! LOL
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Post by Forrest on Sept 13, 2011 13:10:11 GMT -5
LMAO Good One!
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Post by cmustard on Sept 13, 2011 20:30:14 GMT -5
Fisherman; What does your wife have to say about all that? On the ground LMAO!! By the way, you are only about 3 hour drive from me so if she sends you packing, just yell and I'll let you stay in my fur shed as long as you stay away from drinking my panther pee or the coyote as well!!!
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Post by Fisherman on Sept 14, 2011 12:05:10 GMT -5
What she dont know wont hurt her any ;D And as long as I dont let her have my pass word yall cant tell her
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Post by yoteman on Sept 15, 2011 0:06:12 GMT -5
thats all we need lol sounds like my gf
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Post by bobo on Sept 15, 2011 3:35:47 GMT -5
Thats some good stuff !!!! lmao.........
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