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Post by Fisherman on Oct 9, 2011 12:22:39 GMT -5
Boudreaux becomes Catholic... Each Friday night after work, Boudreaux would fire uphis outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosaryand prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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Post by bigtwinhd on Oct 9, 2011 13:17:04 GMT -5
Nice!
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Post by Nathany93 on Oct 9, 2011 14:34:49 GMT -5
a real baptist wont go to mass
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Post by Pasadena on Oct 9, 2011 21:07:46 GMT -5
a real baptist wont go to mass What's wrong with going to mass?
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Post by Larry Gene Pate on Oct 10, 2011 7:34:06 GMT -5
that was good!!Larry
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Post by minifoxer on Oct 10, 2011 9:28:25 GMT -5
LMAO!
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Post by bill1958 on Oct 10, 2011 15:13:55 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by Forrest® on Oct 10, 2011 15:45:40 GMT -5
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Post by cattrap on Oct 10, 2011 17:06:08 GMT -5
I've heard that one before...it was funnier the second time
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Post by alwright on Oct 10, 2011 19:35:32 GMT -5
HaHa That ol Boudreaux is a cool dude lives just over the state line. Love catfish backstrap. lol
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