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Post by Furtrader on Oct 12, 2011 7:44:31 GMT -5
Man Planned To Kill Ex While Wearing Bear Suit By Anna North, Sep 30, 2011 6:20 PM Clyde Gardner wanted to murder his ex-girlfriend. So he devised a foolproof plan: dress up as a bear.
According to the AP, Gardner wanted to a) catch a bear, b) skin it, c) get inside the skin, d) maul his ex to death using the bear's claws, and e) escape without a trace, because the only footprints left at the scene would be the bear's. Then, in a shocking moment of insight, he decided this was a bad plan. So hired a hit man to kill her instead. Since he was "an experienced demolition derby driver," he told the guy to run her car down, and explained how to make it look accidental. Instead, his would-be hit man went to the police, and now Gardner's been sentenced to five to fifteen years in prison.
HERE'S YOUR SIGN......LOL
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Post by Forrest on Oct 12, 2011 7:48:51 GMT -5
The bear skin plan was genius! He should have stuck to that one!
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Post by Law Dog on Oct 12, 2011 8:21:24 GMT -5
Pink bunny suit who would believe it! Ya I seen a 6 foot pink bunny leaving the house!!!
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Post by Furtrader on Oct 12, 2011 8:31:58 GMT -5
i want what your smokin... lol
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Post by cmustard on Oct 12, 2011 8:49:56 GMT -5
furtrader; Love it when you post!! LMOAO everytime I see that gal. Just sit and watch her over and over!
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Post by Furtrader on Oct 12, 2011 9:08:57 GMT -5
Now you have me watching it... hahaha i need to post more! hahaha
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Post by minifoxer on Oct 12, 2011 11:03:26 GMT -5
Hahaha!!! That's great!! What a loser. Law wouldn't even need a mask! "omg, I saw, a,a well... a Baby Sasquatch!!!!" LOL Yup furtrader, your avatar is incredibly adicting!
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Post by Furtrader on Oct 12, 2011 11:38:38 GMT -5
its funny cuz its MY avatar. i see it every day. and i laugh EVERY day. hahaha
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